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Joke of the Day

"say what you want about sleepwalkers... At least they always follow their dreams."

"So who WERE Huey, Dewey and Louie's parents, anyway? And why did they let them spend so much time with their insane, pantsless uncle?"

"What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe? Paddy Hor D'oeuvre"

"What do you call the score keeper at a jihadi football game? The Taliman."

"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."

"Cross country skiing gets you in great shape in case you ever get sent to jail and have to give simultaneous hand jobs to two guys at once"

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee? One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee."

"Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said."

"Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!"