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Joke of the Day

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."

"Girls can be so ungrateful, I made her breakfast in bed, & instead of saying ""Thank You"", she's all like ""How did you get into my house!"""

"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!"

"My wife asked me if I wanted to be cremated after my death Or immediately before."

"Jokes about stuttering are a big big no no"

"A 'short' Joke About Midgets Why do midgets laugh while running? Because the grass tickles their balls."

"When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk? - just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings"

"So one man walks into a bar and the other one ducks."