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Joke of the Day

"A man walks onto a plane... ... He has a dead rabbit under each arm. The stuardess turns: ""I'm sorry, sir. You're only allowed one item of carrion"""

"What's the worst thing your wife can do while you're having sex? Come home early."

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."

"A jumper cable walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"""

"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"

"How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won't admit they just need to be filled by cock."

"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"

"Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time? They're way too into Stalin"

"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."

"last night, my wife started smoking. but it was ok - I just slowed down a bit and used some lube."