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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."

"Q: Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road? A: So you'll never know which side he's on."

"Behind every great man there's a great woman who can take whatever he just said and turn it into a great big fight"

"What do you get when you add human DNA with goat DNA I don't know but I was kicked out of the petting zoo.."

"[OC] Kid: I just shat gold Parents: Wow, finally something good came out of you"

"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"

"What is Kathy Griffin's screen saver? Celebrity names dropping."

"Why did Admiral Ackbar spend his entire Hawaiian vacation thinking he was about to get suicide-bombed? Brown people kept approaching him saying, ""Aloha, Ackbar!"""

"A baby is a horrible paper weight because it just keeps rolling off the desk."

"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""