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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, doctor, there's a lettuce sticking out of my bum! Is it serious?"" ""I'm sorry to tell you, that's just the tip of the iceberg."""

"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, those who don't and those that weren't expecting a base 3 joke."

"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"

"What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips."

"Jared from Subway got raided for child porn. That gives a whole new meaning to ""Eat Fresh"""

"Like I was telling my friends, my wife walked into a door. and that pissed me off so I hit her."

"The nice thing is that now that Ricky Martin has come out of the closet there's enough room for Ryan Seacrest to stretch his legs in there."

"And the award for worst sentence I've ever read, ""Kid Rock apologized for smoking a cigar at a non-smoking Travis Tritt concert in Detroit."""

"Float like a jellyfish, sting like a jellyfish."

"Suicide is only illegal because dead people can't pay taxes."