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Joke of the Day

"I've been offered a new, highly demanding job testing the new Super-strength Viagra'. I think I'll take it, how hard can it be?"

"There's a thin line between word and world."

"What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element."

"Having fun with your primary-school friends, a perfectly legal thing to do, before... ...the *age of consent* was invented."

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion."

"What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"After seeing his first ballet at age 6, his parents asked him how he liked it. It was good, but you know all those girls who were on their tippy-toes? Why don't they just get *taller girls?*"

"After I die, I want someone to periodically log in as me so it looks like I'm haunting Facebook."

"Why did gays started to join NSA? They thought it stood for 'no straight allowed'."