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Joke of the Day
"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."
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"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"
"What's a seal's favorite class? Art art art :)"
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""
"Today I got in touch with my inner self Last time I'm buying cheap toilet paper."
"I'm single for so long My last girlfriend dumped me on MSN."
"[Walks in on girlfriend on death bed] ME: [Crying] this can't be happening GRIM REAPER: Dude, I can explain. She totally came on to me"
"I'll be shaking hands with business people in front of a globe today if any stock photographers want to make some easy cash."
"Questions we just don't answer when kids ask: Where do babies come from? Is Santa real? What was Myspace?"