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Joke of the Day

"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."

"Right now, a future teen mom is applying copious amounts of body glitter to herself."

"What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola."

"If you're still undecided on a certain tattoo, try it out first on your baby."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"But is that likely? Whaaat __ You don't know Lee? Pleasant chap, though he doesn't fancy being compared to a butt."

"Two peanuts were walking down the street One was a salted."

"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."

"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"

"Q: How do you fix a broken chimp? A: With a monkeywrench."