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Joke of the Day
"Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat."
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"What's so unfunny that it's funny? An anti-joke."
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"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
"<----- gave a man a heart attack by admitting he was right"
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"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."
"What did the black man say to the white man? What the fuck is up with that orange motherfucker?"