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Joke of the Day

"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"

"Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb? They love to watch mistakes being made."

"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."

"The weekend just logged me out due to inactivity."

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

"Brigadier Popcorn was recently demoted. He is a colonel now."

"Victoria's Secret is now selling 'Space Panties' They're for women who think their ass is out of this world."

"Drying out wet fireworks in the oven is not a good idea. Trust me on this"

"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."

"God wasn't trying to get Marry pregnant with Jesus. Turns out he was wearing a holey condom."