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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"

"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."

"[Snail Court] Snail Lawyer: Permission to approach the bench, Your Honor? Snail Judge: I'm sorry; we don't have that kind of time."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"I have laughed at THOUSANDS of jokes where I couldn't understand what the person is saying."

"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"

"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind it is too cheesy."

"the guy who named the spatula was so lazy. hes like ""what should i call this thing that spatulas?"""

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"