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Joke of the Day

"What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals? The Dark Knightrogen"

"Christmas song for people with synesthesia: do you see what I heeeaarrr"

"""Who am I kidding?"" - blind comedians"

"What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She puts in in the microwave."

"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"

"An electron tried getting into a Nucleus ""Sorry, you wrong sub""."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Oggggh (Gagging noise)"

"Why didn't the Terminator upgrade to Windows 10? I asked him and he said, ""I still love Vista baby""."

"What did Barack Obama say when he dropped his shell at the beach? Oh no Michelle !"

"What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it? It hurts, but olive."