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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when your home is listed as a distribution center on the Keebler website?"
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"Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings poking me in the ribs and cackling telling me ""You're next."" They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"I'm on pace to see 3.7 million Aflac commercials this college football season."
"Why did the man throw duck food at Nurse Jackie? Because she was a quack."
"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."
"I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready."
"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"
"My GFs family are religious which sux 1st time I stayed there her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Was a shame cuz he was very attractive"
"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."
"Billy Connolly Tells Just About the Funniest Story Ever"