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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new restaraunt on the moon? It's got great food, just no atmosphere.."
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"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"
"What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share? Shelfish"
"Do you like puns? Then I'll pun you in the face!"
"When I'm empty-handed my dog doesn't know what the word 'sit' means, but if I have a treat she can perform neurosurgery."
"What is the comeback that fits well with any argument? Not a joke. Just want to see funny comments."
"*mugger snatching Elsa's purse Elsa: LET IT GO! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE! Mugger: LET IT GO! Elsa: LET IT GO!"
"How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three: a left ear, a right ear and a front-ear"
"Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P ."
"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."