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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"
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"Sting has launched his own range of aromatherapy oils. They're a massage in a bottle"
"I swear to god, the next car that cuts me off will be driving in front of me."
"What sound does a gun made from church seating make? Pew Pew.. Sorry. Just became a father 2 years ago. I have some catching up to do."
"Did you know some dogs don't pass the Police Academy? ...they didn't pass the pawlygraph test."
"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"
"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"Apparently they're making a Middle Eastern version of 'The Flintstones'... ...and while Dubai doesn't like it, Abu Dhabi do."
"What do you call a film director with bad eyesight? Squintin' Tarantino"
"What did the homophobic dad say when he heard his gay son was in a coma? At least he's a vegetable now instead of a fruit."