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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was at the Homerun Derby He pitched a no hitter!"
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"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"A son Whale asks a father Whale ""Where did I come from?"" The father Whale replies ""From my penis"" The son Whale says ""Oh....thanks"" Father Whale says ""You're Whalecum"""
"If I had no emotions, I don't know how I'd feel about it."
"Him:Wow you came back from your run in record time... Me:It's amazing how fast you can go if you imagine your mother is chasing you..."
"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
"I don't know why there has been all this hate lately about trophy hunting exotic animals... As a guy, on a couple of drunken nights I have slayed a few elephants... and a whale."
"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"
"What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? Marsh-Mellows"
"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."