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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no ideer."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket... Could some say you are, independent? :D (Don't look at me like that. You smirked, at least. haha!)"

"What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae? A Pastafarian."

"if you would've told me back in 1999 that we'd still be using animated gifs in 2015 I would've said ""wow what a boring conversation"""

"What do you call 6.02x10^23 avocados? Guaca-mole"

"Highway to Hell is my favorite wedding song."

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"What happens when you put your hand in a jar of jelly beans The black ones steal your watch"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? because 7 8 9 hahahaha"

"Once upon a time a guy was left hanging..."