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Joke of the Day

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."

"Once a madman said ""Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said ""Why should we worry we live in Hindustan."""

"The worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in."

"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"

"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."

"I bought the wife a new bag for her birthday..... Hoover works a treat now!"

"Two satellites get married The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!"

"I was sitting in traffic the other day got run over."

"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"