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Joke of the Day

"In the expression "" romantic dinner "" for women key word is "" romantic "" and for men - "" dinner""."

"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."

"I wish there was a job that required me to pet a room full of basset hounds all day long."

"Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?"

"WIFE: omg the FBI ME: thats just female body inspectors W: why are they here M: probably all those female bodies we buried W: o yah lol"

"What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment."

"She said she hates my analogies and wishes I would communicate like a normal person, but that's like telling a samurai not to use his sword"

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""

"But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? / Are you still on your iPhone even though you said you were going to sleep?"

"They told me I had type ""A"" blood... turns out it was a typo."