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Joke of the Day

"Him:Wow you came back from your run in record time... Me:It's amazing how fast you can go if you imagine your mother is chasing you..."

"A lion, a witch, and a wardrobe walk into a bar. The bartender yells, ""Get out! I'm not serving Narnia!""."

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."

"What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds? Brexit"

"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"

"News knowledge is important. I was discussing with a guy about the Gaza Strip. He thought it was the adhesive side of a maxi pad."

"Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair? So they wouldn't fill up with gravel."

"I was created in a gas station. I was an in-petro fertilization baby."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."