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Joke of the Day

"Are the UK banning the export of cheese? I keep hearing on the radio about cheddar vans not being allowed overseas"

"Wanna hear a really cheesy joke? Just a warning, it's not that gouda. (made that one up during a slow night at work)"

"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"

"Listening to Jay-Z has literally taught me everything I know about whether or not a cop can legally search my car."

"My facial hair is Italian and native American It's Apache"

"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"

"Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior? They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire - this came to me in a dream... maybe it should have stayed there? *shrugs*"

"Adrian Peterson regrets leaving marks on his son after the spanking... ... and that's the bottom line."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"

"What's the difference between a bass player and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."