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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Nazi who is social and moves freely at a party? Josef Mengeling"
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"English class...... Teacher. One day our country will be corruption free. which tense is it?? student. Future impossible tense."
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"What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit? Redditors."
"How do you know if someone went to Harvard? They tell you."
"I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*."