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Joke of the Day
"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"
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"How do you kill a walrus? Tell him there's something on its chest"
"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"
"I can't wait for thanksgiving. It's an election year so that means there will be at least 4 fist fights and someone's getting disowned."
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"Im pretty sure my dick is a masochist It loves being beaten every day"
"Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"
"Still haven't cashed in my winning megamillions ticket...scared the $6 will make my friends treat me different"
"Put that down you fat piece of sh*t' the title of the dieting book I'm writing."
"How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying ""Aww, how brave."""