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Joke of the Day
"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"
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"Kill two birds with one stone. Kill two birds with two stones. Kill as many birds with as many stones as you want. We must eradicate birds."
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". Stupid firemen."
"[Obama giving Trump the White House tour] O: and here's the toaster, it tends to stick so don't be afraid to jam a fork in to get it workin"
"The king splits his kingdom for his three sons... -F**k yeah, said the Fourth Son"
"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"
"What's Harry Potters favorite way to go down hill? Walking... JK ROLLING"
"If my body ran half as much as my mind did, I would never have to skip dessert"
"Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: ""Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"""