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Joke of the Day
"I work with a guy named Rick. I'm pretty sure he spells his name with a silent ""P."""
Next Joke
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"Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times"
"I don't know, guys. The whole ""play dead when a bear attacks"" thing sounds suspiciously like something the bears would come up with..."
"Before I die, I'm putting fake treasure maps behind all my picture frames. My grand children will be so pwned."
"Let's find out what pisses the crickets off and do THAT during the day"
"Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently."
"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."