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Joke of the Day
"Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently."
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"Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground? He didn't have any depth perception"
"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"
"There must be a child in my rectum.... 'Cause you're kiddin' my ass!"
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives."
"They named a paint color after my ex... It's called *Whore Red*. It's not very bright, but its cheap and spreads easily."
"Growing old is a lot like grammar The past is perfect and the present, tense"
"Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole."