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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes."

"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."

"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"

"Why are the buses in London red? You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes."

"*do a little dance* *make a little love* *get kicked out of this funeral*"

"[at the drs] Dr: are you sexually active? Me: yeah Dr: with real people Me [avoiding eye contact & twisting my foot in the ground]: yip"

"Have you seen a proton lying around? I'm sure I hadron somewhere."

"Why did the punk cross the road? He was safety-pinned to the chicken."

"Where does Donald Trump store his books? The fireplace."

"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."