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Joke of the Day

"Ebenezer Scrooge must have been tripping pretty badly to see all those ghosts He probably popped a Marley"

"What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert? The sun!"

"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."

"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"

"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"

"I've been doing so much cardio that I'm going to have a heart attack And my hearts gonna win."

"I took my kids to the aquarium. ""If you get really close to the glass maybe the whale will talk to you!"" I suggested to my son. ""Grow up,"" said the woman behind the ticket booth."

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."

"The person you're eating with can't wait for you to go to the bathroom so they can check their phone."

"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."