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Joke of the Day
"i hope people on September 2nd 1885 were flipping out on Back to the Future Part III day"
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"A new ISIS cell has been discovered in Italy They will be called Italian ices"
"1985: call me on the new line in my room 2000: call me on my mobile flip phone 2015: don't call me"
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
"Ask Me If I'm A Tomato"
"[meeting to name the brownie] ""How about baked chocolate cake?"" ""Nah"" ""Yummy choccy bake?"" ""No"" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea..."
"What do you call a group of invading pirates? An **Arrr**my"
"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."
"A Zen student asked his master, ""Is it OK to use email?"" ""Yes,"" replied the master, ""But no attachments."""