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Joke of the Day
"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"
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"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"Two bros are sitting on a fence. A cute girl walks by who just moved into their apartment building. **Bro 1:** ""Bro, im gonna hit that."" **Bro 2:** ""Like a stormtrooper bro."" **Bro 1:** ""Bro."""
"Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh"
"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"
"Why should a woman President never masturbate? Reports that she has her finger on The Button would cause panic."
"If you get nervous at a nude beach, just imagine everyone in their underwear."
"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"
"What did the grapes say to their parents after they put them into a nursing home? Thanks for raisin us"
"oneconfess At a job interview director told me that he cannot give me a job because I do not have enough points, but he can give me a son. #oneconfess"