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Joke of the Day

"Jackie Chan is implicated in the Panama Leaks. This must be some sort of kung-fulery."

"It wouldn't be appropriate for me to comment further but that's not going to stop me."

"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"

"Why is all the racism in America downstairs? That's where we keep them chained up."

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because he had a javelin through his head."

"She died doing what she loved: driving while taking a photo of a license plate that had 69 in it"

"""why do they have such a nice house?"" -- my review of every movie"

"[Arby's] BRO [jumping into car]: GO ME: it's lunch, not a bank heist B: they put EXTRA CURLY FRIES in the bag M: OMG I'm too pretty for jail"

"I always thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips."

"My ex is so slutty... that if she had sex with a guy with Ebola, he would die of AIDS first."