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Joke of the Day

"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""

"It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD"

"I invented telescopic arms for snooker players........and the rest is history."

"Dear Alcohol, we had a deal. u were suppose 2 make me funnier, smarter & put me in a good mood.... I saw the photos - we need to talk."

"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"

"'911 HELP SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE' uh ok, wow. not loving your tone. why don't you hang up, lose the 'tude and lets try that again, pal"

"I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit. (Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)"

"A skelleton goes to the bar and says ""Can I have a pint and a mop..."""

"My GF likes it in the butt. She's an anal moll."

"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."