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Joke of the Day

"I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food"

"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."

"Why can't I think of a word that means something really good or really bad depending on how you use it in a sentence? Fuck!"

"Why are Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse having a divorce? Because Minnie is fucking Goofy"

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken Caesar Salad"

"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."

"[first date] HER: if you had to give up one of your senses which one would you choose? ME: definitely my ability to see dead people. HER:"

"When asked about his religious beliefs, Donald Trump states that he... ""definitely believes in a higher tower""."

"The problem in general terms is that people suck."

"What was the first thing Abraham Lincoln told his friends when they asked him how he got an STD? Four whore and seven beers ago...."