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Joke of the Day

"The basics of male masturbation Are easy to grasp."

"What's the difference between gay men and a refrigerator? Fridges don't fart when you pull the meat out."

"What do you call an engineer who looks at other people's shoes when walking? Extroverted"

"Condom Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. ""Cover me. I'm going in."""

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"

"I'm still on my first marriage, and... Wait, that sounded very negative, as if I don't expect this marriage to last. My current wife hates it when I talk like that."

"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."

"Hope I'm never tortured, because I just pulled a hangnail off my finger and now this entire restaurant knows my pin number."

"As a priest finishes paying for his hotel room, he says to the cashier: ""And can you make sure the porn in my room is disabled?"" Cashier: ""right you are, you filthy bastard!"""

"I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used"