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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men Circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off"
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"
"Breakups are worst in China.... ... Wherever you go you see his/her face."
"How did the blind man pass the eye exam? He just kept walking"
"I've always been really bad at telling jokes. I always manage to fuck up the punchline."
"Well, I've got to hand it to you. -Guy explaining how the baton works in a relay race."
"When a Weeping Willow dies does it become Mourning Wood?"
"What did the cow say after hearing butcher's joke? You are killin' me man!"
"Who decided to call them ""children"", and not 'snot machines'."
"Shitty one-liner: Giiirl, you can call me Saturday-Sunday, cuz I'm all you're gonna be doin' this weekend. Is this a thing? It feels like it has to have been a thing and I just forgot where."