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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"

"how do you know you're in an elevator with the people of reddit? you're stuck on the basement level!"

"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"

"Awkward If you think buying condoms is awkward, you should try returning them."

"opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook."

"Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked."

"What type of milk is swiss cheese made of? Whole milk."

"How do you fit 25 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 20 in the ashtray"

"I'm proud to be black, said the black man. I'm proud to be Asian, said the Asian man. I'm proud to be white, said the RACIST."

"If you always think the grass is greener on the other side, maybe you should water what the fuck you have and see how that works out first."