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Joke of the Day
"Why did Donald Trump outlaw grated cheese ? So he could make America grate again."
Next Joke
"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"
"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"
"What's a pirate's most favorite letter? [A letter of marque](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_of_marque)."
"What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course."
"A batman joke Batman and Robin are walking down the street. Robin: Hey Batman, can I tell you a joke? Batman: Sure, Robin. R: Knock, knock B: Who's there? R: NOT YOUR PARENTS"
"[sees girl reading To Kill A Mockingbird] ""Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] kills all those frickin birds."""
"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"
"What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet? A liquor cabinet."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dyslexia."