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Joke of the Day
"opinions are like birthdays.. everybody has one & I only know yours because of Facebook."
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"What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. "
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"What did Bacon say to Tomato? Lettuce get together!"
"BARNES: ""What if it wasn't just empty cabinets?"" NOBLE: ""Let's sell books!"" AND: ""This is why we make such a great team."""
"What did the SJW say to the person who had just been blackmailed? At least you didn't get white maled."
"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and resell it."
"There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"
"What do you call a Kryptonian who loves popcorn? Kern-el"