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Joke of the Day

"Since the presidential race has literally a dick measuring contest... who would win the election if the election is decided by dick measurements? Hillary Clinton of course!"

"Why did the octopus become an electrician? Because many hands make light work."

"Why did the neckbeard become a doctor? He sure knows how to treat M'aladies"

"IamA (Blank) AMA! **My short bio:** Enter stuff here **My Proof:** Enter link here"

"How does the moon get a haircut? Eclipse it"

"What do you call it... when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it."

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"Why do white girls always travel in odd number packs? They can't even"

"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."

"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Israel? Hillary won't suck Bill's dick."