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Joke of the Day
"Why did the octopus become an electrician? Because many hands make light work."
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"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."
"I have bulimic Alzheimers I always eat too much but forget to throw up."
"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"
"If only the person that named ""walkie talkies"" had been in charge of naming so many more household objects."
"What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe? White vans."
"I invented the word ""plagiarism"""
"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."
"What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist? A gun only has one trigger."
"How many penises it takes to satisfy president Obama? One, his own."