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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it... when an old man cums all over you? Viagra Falls My wife just made up this joke and wondered if she actually made it up or if she is just not remembering where she heard it."

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"[first date] girl: I bet you're really cute under those glasses [removes frames/is instantly obliterated by Cyclops' optic blast]"
"Do You Like Hardee's? Then you're gonna love how Hardee's nuts hit your face."
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"
"I was wondering why the football was getting bigger... Then it hit me."
"I'm going to run errands, need anything? ""Yes, some new light bulbs"" Why, our current bulbs are too heavy? ""And a good divorce lawyer"""
"Maths Question (Muslim version) Question 1) If Mohammad has 3 apples and gives one to Hassan and one to Ahmed, what is the radius of the explosion?"
"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"
"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."
"Apparently Donald Trump's favourite film is E.T... Because it's about an illegal alien that goes home."