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Joke of the Day

"Tatum is Latin for potato. Channing is from ancient times when someone brilliant was ""The Chan"". So Channing Tatum is a brilliant potato."

"Post some more song lyrics as your status. Someone will eventually understand your struggle."

"Welcome to Insults Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that"

"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"

"If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?"

"What doesn't kill you was only practicing."

"This guy at the bar wouldn't shut up about how Zombies ""could be real"" So I killed him... If he comes back...He wins the argument"

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"I just read Jules Verne's 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth."

"When a clown sheds its skin, it rubs its head against hard objects, causing the stretched skin to split. The skin is often left in one piece"