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Joke of the Day
"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."
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"Hey, how come they're not playing videos on MTV any more? #20yearcoma"
"When CNN says they're ""breaking news"" they are, in a sense, right."
"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""
"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."
"Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's? He heard boys' pants were half off."
"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"Homeless people's dogs must think, ""Damn, this is the longest walk ever!"""
"I'm suffering from a more rare kind of stomach ache. It's called Indiegestion, I doubt you've heard of it before."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they just beat the room for being black"