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Joke of the Day

"A wise statistician once told me: Be thankful you have more hands than average."

"Did you hear about the guy with the invisible penis? He came out of nowhere."

"My girlfriend is like John Cena I can't see her :("

"Magic A magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway."

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"I searched up blind in the dictionary But I couldn't see what it said"

"A major yet unspoken difference between medieval times and now is... These days, if someone owns a sword, it's a pretty safe bet you can kick their ass."

"What's one thing a girl can tell a guy that can make him happy and sad at the same time? Out of all of your friends you have the biggest dick."

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Resistance training But me dragging my kids into school."