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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"Why were so many men offended by Trump's ""Grab the pussy"" statement? Because today's America has so many men that are pussies and they feared Trump was talking about them."

"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"

"What is the best city to stream a movie? Buffa lo"

"When Fnatic plays on fy_snow... OLAFmeister gets an ace"

"Where do young cantaloupes go in the summer? John Cougar's Melon Camp"

"Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition? Ah yes; wax would go well with this cake and you know what else? Child spit."

"If zombies attack I'm heading south, most of those people don't have teeth."

"I know the real reason the Pope is resigning. He finally realized that they were never going to promote him to God."

"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."