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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."

"It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike."

"So Batman skipped church... Call that a Christian Bale"

"Praying mantis walks up to his buddies with no head, ""Guess who got laid last night?"""

"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"

"The only entities which will survive a nuclear holocaust will be the c**kroaches and a book packed by Flipkart."

"I used to get my dad so angry as a kid. I knew that once he took that belt off there was nothing i could do... to keep him from shooting heroin"

"Why do christians burn fossil fuels? They're trying to destroy the evidence."

"i found the cure for cancer [deleted]"

"CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the f*ck does the world owe? Jupiter?"