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Joke of the Day

"What's Kayne West's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"Did you hear about those 3 guys who stole a Calender? They each got 4 months."

"What do you call a short cowboy? Subdude"

"There are 10 types of persons in this world... ...those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Whenever I have sex, it's always a race to see who cums first.... Me or the police."

"Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue"

"Guns put a Teddy Roosevelt in their barrel when they decide to commit suicide. Stolen from u/nikolaibk in the top comment thread ATM."

"My Wife made me choose between her, and my Love of Pointing out Doors ""If you want to leave"" I told her, ""There's the Door"""

"Wanna hear a joke? The Black Lives Matter movement."

"If you were 8 years old when ""red, red wine"" was released UB40 now."