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Joke of the Day

"I told my friend he was noble.... He didn't react."

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."

"I like my Reddit posts like I like my internet search history [deleted]"

"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"

"What's a shrimp boat captain's favorite drink? Hi-C"

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"

"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"

"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""