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Joke of the Day

"What does ""IDK"" mean? I keep asking people, but they don't know either."

"So How do you circumcise a Hillbillie Kick his sister in the jaw."

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"[Signing waiver for the show Cops] No no, you don't have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?"

"*running from cops* Me: hey wait hold up if we're gonna do this i really should be wearing my fitbit Cop: yeah me too good idea"

"The Patriots were impressive last night You don't win a game like that with Luck alone"

"I hurt my foot the other day. My heel can't support any weight. But I haven't got to see a doctor yet. I'm just tiptoeing around the issue."

"what is the difference between a tea bag and england? tea bag stays in the cup"

"[in Starbucks] ""It's Ian with one i"". ""We only need your first name Mr Wivwanaye""."

"Before taking viagra, ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for sex. Riiight."