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Joke of the Day
"Are we as a society going to reject clickbait journalism? The answer may surprise you!"
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"This person told me ""When pigs fly I'll get my kid vaccinated!"" Alas, swine flu."
"I saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching Genders."
"They say that it requires fewer muscles to smile than to frown... How many muscles are needed to not give a fuck?"
"There should be a Photoshop function to automatically remove unwanted trolls from the background of your pictures 'Photo Balm'"
"*Woman throws a drink in my face but I swallow it all perfectly*"
"Well ladies valentines day is over. Time for the men to go back to being a-holes again."
"What do you call a reliable coke dealer? Instagram"
"I need to stop asking strangers if they're ticklish, and just start tickling them."
"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"