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Joke of the Day

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"

"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."

"Did you hear about the soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas? he's now a seasoned veteran"

"What type of computer is unusually large? A Dell"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? Ye think it be R but it a actually be the C"

"Life hack Use your seat belt buckle to open your beer while driving"

"Why didn't the old man wear old man reading glasses? They were too on-the-nose."

"Well this is a little....... A falcon goes into a restaurant and runs into his ex-girlfriend thats on a date. The falcon says ""well, this is Hawk-ward"""

"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"

"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""