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Joke of the Day

"My brother pointed to his coffee table and said ""those are my new gloves"" He's always making off-hand remarks like that"

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"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"
"Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him"
"A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes."
"What's the hardest part of skydiving? The ground!"
"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."
"""I totally nailed that guy"" - Roman soldiers"
"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""
"What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U? Amiigo"
"There are two kind of business on earth... One is not your business, and the other is not my business."