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Joke of the Day
"How did the executioner learn about knots? By watching the noose."
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"I'm an insomniac, and I fucking hate it... My friends sleep like a log and they love it, but when I try I have nightmares about lumberjacks."
"Which celebrity is great at creating probate documents? Will Smith"
"Teachers be like... That is improper grammar!"
"Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage."
"Why did the programmer visit the city tour? Because they were handing out guides for the deaf."
"RIP evaporating water. You will be mist."
"I once visited The Virgin Islands. When I left, they were just called The Islands."
"Everyone thought you could get a writing job from twitter but that never happens anymore its only for things like becoming the president"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."