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Joke of the Day
"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"
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"Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a virgin."
"How do you spot a vegan at the gym? Pretty much the same as anyone else."
"One potato. Two potato. Three potato. Vodka."
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."
"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"[interview] THEM: what would you say if i gave you money from the register and told you to keep it? ME: thank you."
"Why is a miscarriage like a shitty pizza? They're both cold upon delivery."
"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."