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Joke of the Day
"Why do feminists hate Apple? Because they're not PC."
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"Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) A bunch of freeloaders lie around in bed & support themselves by violating child labor laws."
"When a Vietnamese person has the same first and last name... It's a Nguyen Nguyen situation."
"Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says ""Safety Zone."""
"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"
"A man walks into a bar I'm a titty"
"TIFU at Subway - accidentally sent someone to the ER Oops, wrong sub"
"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"
"Procrastinators unite! tomorrow"
"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"